Friday, August 26, 2016

INTERMEZ?ZO=The Ballad O' a-'tha-long lost-ah-warriors of Dah beer vendors!

{To be sung in a cockney British accent, reminiscent of Monty Python,,,

"Oh......................  ,

(Chorus)
Beer Vendor,
Beer Vendor,
Please vend me that beer!.....

(solo) I'm here at the match and me
buddies have thirst,
Won't be the last buyin' yet I was the first,
I have too much money and
must spend it here
for ballgames are
reasons to spend loads of cheer,

Beer vendor please give em to me,
ah-two at a time!
On the concourse during halftime
a transaction devine,

(Chorus)
Beer Vendor, Beer Vendor,
don't you charge me too much!
I know the rules of the house are a
life saving crutch...but us
boys, we are cheap, n' won't give ye a tip,
yet in all of your beer slinging,
commission's there yet,

O Beer Vendor, beer vendor,
you don't drink from the stock,
you don't walk off that line, you don't
tarry and scoff, you just act in
the most kind, respectable manner,,,
and then you go wipe your brain clean
through an atomic scanner,

Blammo!!....er!!


Beer vendor, beer vendor,
come up and sell me dat-ah beer,
I ah-want to support you,
It's perfectly clear,

Beer Vendor, Beer Vendor,
You are to us, a Saint.
Though it makes us the sucker,
We must follow your Paint(Pint)."

THOUGHT LEMMY.



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