Wednesday, May 29, 2013


"Cut! Cut!" cried Tubby.
"Why?" inquired Signore Pizzicato.
"BECAUSE I'M NOT CRYING ENOUGH! I LAID THESE ONIONS IN FRONT OF YOU FOR A REASON!! How are we supposed to break our children viewers' hearts if I'm not crying worth a damn?!" replied Tubby, sucking worriedly on his cigar, in tears (but not enough in tears).
"Yeah, Tubby? Well how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat, chum?"
"That's ridiculous, Pizzicato! I can't eat, I'm a fucking tuba!"